Your day is being weird again.
How it works
One choice.
A daily ritual.
You choose the city or topic. We do not detect your location. Topic editions depend on availability.
Choose your daily joke
Pick one City or everyday Topic from the available choices. Change your choice any time in Daily setup.
Make a little room
One free daily joke, when an edition is available. Set an optional reminder, or drop in on your own time.
Keep the good ones
Share a joke that lands. Save your favorite City jokes and revisit them when the day needs it.
The general idea
A little ordinary nonsense. An example, not today's edition.
“It's 34°C outside. Your plans have been upgraded to lying dramatically near air conditioning.”
Optional Personal Menace · 18+
Make it
personal.
Your routines. Your harmless habits. Plenty of material.
Personal Menace is an optional subscription for a private daily roast built from the details you choose to share.
Add an optional Daily check-in for your next roast. You can edit your material or skip the check-in. Personal Menace is for adults 18 and over.
How Personal Menace worksThe editorial rule
The joke is about the day.
Never the damage.
Safety checks keep the focus on ordinary life. Local Menace is not a news app, and people harmed by events are not the punchline.